Shayari Bazar

I m writing you this letter to tell you that I m leaving you forever I ve been a good man to you for 7 years I have nothing to show for it These last 2 weeks have been hell Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today that was the last straw Last week you came home and didn t even notice I had a new haircut had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers You ate in 2 minutes and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps You don t tell me you love me anymore; you don t want sex or anything that connects us as husband wife Either you re cheating on me or you don t love me anymore; whatever the case I m gone Your EX-Husband P S don t try to find me Your SISTER I are moving away to West Virginia together Have a great life Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter It s true you I have been married for 7 years although a good man is a far cry from what you ve been I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining griping Too bad that doesn t work I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can t say something nice I didn t comment And when you cooked my favorite meal you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the 49 99 price tag was still on them I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed 50 from me that morning After all of this I still loved you felt we could work it out So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars I quit my job bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone Everything happens for a reason I guess I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won t get a dime from me So take care Your Ex-Wife Rich As Hell Free P S I don t know if I ever told you this but my sister Carla was born Carl I hope that s not a problem