Shayari Bazar

Nasruddin had a leaky ferry-boat and used it to row people across the river One day his passenger was a fussy schoolteacher and on the way across he decided to give Nasruddin a test and see how much he knew Tell me Nasruddin what are eight sixes? I ve no idea How do you spell magnificence? I don t Didn t you study anything at school? No In that case half your life is lost Just then a fierce storm blew up and the boat began to sink Tell me schoolteacher said Nasruddin Did you ever learn to swim? No In that case your whole life is lost