Shayari Bazar

This is a lesson in logic said the old professor in the teahouse If the show starts at nine and dinner is at six and my son has the measles and my brother drives a Cadillac how old am I? You are eighty-four replied Mulla Nasruddin promptly Right said the professor Now tell the rest of the fellows here how you arrived at the correct answer It is easy said Nasruddin I have got an uncle who is forty-two and he is only half nuts You must be eighty-fou