Shayari Bazar

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day He sat down next to a priest The drunk s shirt was stained his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket He opened his newspaper and started reading A couple minutes later he asked the priest Father what causes arthritis? Mister it s caused by loose living being with cheap wicked women too much alcohol and contempt for your fellow man the priest replied Imagine that the drunk muttered He returned to reading his paper The priest thinking about what he had said turned to the man and apologized I m sorry I didn t mean to come on so strong How long have you had arthritis? I don t have arthritis Father the drunk said and added I just read in the paper that the Pope does