Shayari Bazar

A few minutes before the services started the church people were sitting in their pews and talking Suddenly Satan appeared at the front of the church Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil one Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving unconcerned to the fact that mankind’s enemy was in his presence So Satan walked up to the old man and said Don’t you know who I am? The man replied Yep your Satan Aren’t you afraid of me? Satan asked No sure ain’t said the man Don’t you realize what I can do to you? asked Satan I know what you can do to me replied the old man And you’re still not afraid? asked Satan Nope A little perturbed Satan asked Well why aren’t you afraid of me? The man calmly replied Well I’ve been married to your sister for over 48 years