Shayari Bazar

A Preacher said: If I had all the beer in the world I d take it and throw it into the river And the congregation cried Amen And if I had all the wine in the world I d take it and throw it in the river And the congregation cried Amen And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world I d take it all and throw it in the river Again the congregation cried Amen The preacher sat down The deacon then stood up said: For our closing hymn let s turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing We shall drink from that river THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH