A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck in some railroad tracks He tried to get it out but it was really stuck in there well He heard a noise and turned around to see a train coming He panicked and started to pray God please get my foot out of these tracks and I ll stop drinking Nothing happened it was still stuck and the train was getting closer He prayed again God please get my foot out and I ll stop drinking AND cussing Still nothing and the train was just seconds away He tried it one more time God please if you get my foot out of the tracks I ll quit drinking cussing smoking and having sex with all the women I meet Suddenly his foot shot out of the tracks and he was able to dive out of the way just as the train passed He got up dusted himself off looked toward Heaven and said Thanks anyway God I got it myself

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