After years of his wife s pleading this rich good ole boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning He was so moved by the preacher s sermon that on the way out he stopped to shake his hand He said Reverend that was the best damn sermon I ever did hear The Preacher replied Oh Why thank you sir but please I d appreciate it if you didn t use profanity in the Lord s house The man said I m sorry Reverend but I can t help myself it was such a damn good sermon The Reverend said Sir PLEASE I cannot have you behaving this way in Church The man said Okay Reverend but I just wanted you to know that i thought it was so damn good I put 5000 in that there collection plate And the Reverend said That was damn nice of you Si
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