An atheist was fishing in Scotland one day when his boat was suddenly attacked by the Loch Ness Monster The boat capsized and the man was tossed skywards As he flew through the air towards the monster s open mouth he screamed Oh God help me Immediately everything was frozen in place The ferocious attack stopped and the atheist was left suspended in mid-air A booming voice came down from the clouds I thought you didn t believe in Me Come on God give me a break said the man Two minutes ago I didn t believe in the Loch Ness Monster eithe

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