An Irish priest was at the altar one dreary Sunday morning addressing his congregation vehement that alcohol was the work of the devil As an example he stated during his sermon If you were to lead a donkey to a bowl of water and a bowl of whiskey from which would he drink? Grizzly old Mike at the back of the church spoke up Aye Father for sure he d drink from the bowl of water The priest elated said Very good my son And can you tell me why he d drink from the bowl of water? Sure I can tell you why Father replied Mike Because he s an ass

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