This woman dies and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband? He died many years ago Saint Peter asks What`s his name? Allan Smith replies the woman Gee says Saint Peter we`ve got a lot of Allan Smiths up here But sometimes we can identify people by their last words Do you happen to remember what his last words were? The woman thinks for a moment then says Oh yes I remember them He said that if I ever slept with another man after he was gone he would roll over in his grave Oh says Saint Peter You mean Spinning Allan Smith

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