Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal and asks the first man he meets Do you want to go to heaven? The man said I do Father The priest said Then stand over there against the wall Then the priest asked the second man Do you want to go to heaven? Certainly Father the man replied Then stand over there against the wall said the priest Then Father Murphy walked up to O Toole and asked Do you want to go to heaven? O Toole said No I don t Father The priest said I don t believe this You mean to tell me that when you die you don t want to go to heaven? O Toole said Oh when I die yes I taut you was getting a group together to go right now

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