Shayari Bazar

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally One of them suggested the nearby cemetery As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn t bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag A few minutes later a drunkard on his way from a bar passed near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying One for me one for you one for me one for you He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to a church nearby for the priest Father please come with me Come and witness God Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voices continued One for me one for you one for me one for you Suddenly the voice stopped counting said What about the two at the gate? The priest almost ran past the church gate shouting We are not dead yet oooohh