Shayari Bazar

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other Since their schedules intertwined they decided to go in together to buy a car After the purchase they drove it home and parked it on the street between them A few minutes later the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling water on their new car It didn t need a wash so he hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing I m blessing it the priest replied The rabbi considered this for a moment then went back inside the synagogue He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw walked over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of the tailpipe