Shayari Bazar

A priest decides one mid weekday to visit one of his elderly parishoners Mrs Smith He rings the door bell and Mrs Smith appears Good Day Mrs Smith I just thought I would drop by and see how your are doing The woman says Oh just fine Father come on in and we`ll have some tea While sitting a the coffee table the priest notices a bowl of almonds on the table Mind if I have one? the priest says Not at all have as many as you like After a few hours the priest looks at his watch and alarmed at how long he has been visting says to Mrs Smith Oh my goodness look at the time I must be going Oh dear I`ve eaten all your almonds I`ll have to replace them next time I visit To which Mrs Smith replied Oh don`t bother Father Ever since I lost all my teeth it`s all I can do just to lick the chocolate off them