Shayari Bazar

There was a man called Joe who lived near a river Joe was a very religious man One day the river rose over the banks and flooded the town and he was forced to climb onto his porch roof While sitting there a man in a boat comes along and tells Joe to get in the boat with him Joe says No that`s ok God will take care of me So the man in the boat drives off The water rises so Joe climbs onto his roof At that time another boat comes along and the person in that one tells Joe to get in Joe replies No that`s ok God will take care of me The person in the boat then leaves The water rises even more and Joe climbs on his chimney Then a helicopter comes and lowers a ladder The woman in the helicopter tells Joe to climb up the ladder and get in Joe tells her That`s ok The woman says Are you sure? Joe says Yeah I`m sure God will take care of me Finally the water rises too high and Joe drowns Joe gets up to Heaven and is face-to-face with God Joe says to God You told me you would take care of me What happened? God replied Well I sent you two boats and a helicopter What else did you want?