Shayari Bazar

A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it s a bad one Both cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither are hurt They crawl out of their cars and the rabbi sees the priest s collar and says So you re a priest I m a rabbi Just look at our cars There s nothing left but we are unhurt This must be a sign from God God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days And the priest said I agree with you completely This must be a sign from God And the rabbi said Look at this Here s another miracle My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn t break surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune And so he handed the bottle to the priest The priest said he agreed took a few big swigs and handed the bottle back to the rabbi The rabbi took the bottle didn t drink at all put the cap on and handed it back to the priest The priest asked Aren’t you going to have any? And the rabbi replied No I think I ll just wait for the police