Shayari Bazar

Before performing a baptism the priest approached the young father and said solemnly Baptism is a serious step Are you prepared for it? I think so the man replied My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests I don t mean that the priest responded I mean are you prepared spiritually? Oh sure came the reply I ve got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey