Shayari Bazar

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest He points to a tree and says to the chief This is a tree The chief looks at the tree and grunts Tree The missionary is pleased with the response They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says This is a rock Hearing this the chief looks and grunts Rock The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes As he peeks over the top he sees a couple in the midst of heavy romantic activity The padre is really flustered and quickly responds Riding a bike The chief looks at the couple briefly pulls out his blow gun and kills them The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other so how could he just kill these people in cold blood that way? The chief replied My bike