A rabbi and his two friends a priest and a minister played poker for small stakes once a week The only problem was that they lived in a very conservative blue-law town The sheriff raided their game and took all three before the local judge After listening to the sheriff s story the judge sternly inquired of the priest: Were you gambling Father? The priest looked toward heaven whispered Oh Lord forgive me and then said aloud: No your honor I was not gambling Were you gambling Reverend? the judge asked the minister The minister repeated the priest s actions and said No your honor I was not Turning to the third clergyman the judge asked: Were you gambling Rabbi? The rabbi eyed him coolly and replied With whom?

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