Shayari Bazar

One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Director was tragically hit by a bus and she died Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St Peter himself Welcome to Heaven said St Peter Before you get settled in though it seems we have a problem You see strangely enough we`ve never once had a Human Resources Director make it this far and we`re not really sure what to do with you No problem just let me in said the woman Well I`d like to replied St Peter but I have higher orders What we`re going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in Actually I think I`ve made up my mind I prefer to stay in Heaven said the woman Sorry we have rules And with that St Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing She was having such a good time that before she knew it it was time to leave Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and she found St Peter waiting for her Now it`s time to spend a day in heaven he said So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St Peter came and got her So you`ve spent a day in hell and you`ve spent a day in heaven Now you must choose your eternity he said The woman paused for a second and then replied Well I never thought I`d say this I mean Heaven has been really great and all but I think I had a better time in Hell So St Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her I don`t understand stammered the woman yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time Now all there is is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable The Devil looked at her and smiled Yesterday we were recruiting you today you`re staff