A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight “This is exciting ” thought the gentleman “I’ve always been a big fan of the Pope Perhaps I’ll be able to see him in person ” Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him Shortly after take-off the Pope began a crossword puzzle “This is fantastic ” thought the gentleman “I’m really good at crosswords Perhaps if the Pope gets stuck he’ll ask me for assistance ” Almost immediately the Pope turned to the gentleman and said “Excuse me but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in ‘unt’?” Only one word leapt to mind “My goodness ” thought the gentleman “I can’t tell the Pope that There must be another word ” The gentleman thought for quite a while then it hit him Turning to the Pope the gentleman said “I think the word you’re looking for is ‘aunt’ ” “Of course ” said the Pope “Do you have an eraser?”

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