Shayari Bazar

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest The man`s tie was stained his face was plastered with red lipstick and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket He opened his newspaper and began reading After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked Say father what causes arthritis? Mister it`s caused by loose living being with cheap wicked women too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man Well I`ll be damned the drunk muttered returning to his paper The priest thinking about what he had said nudged the man and apologized I`m very sorry I didn`t mean to come on so strong How long did you have arthritis? I don`t have it father I was just reading here that the Pope does