Shayari Bazar

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven When they get there St Peter says We only have one rule here in heaven: Don t step on the ducks So they enter heaven and sure enough There are ducks all over the place It is almost impossible not to step on a duck and although they try their best to avoid them the first woman accidentally steps on one Along comes St Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw St Peter chains them together and says Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to Spend eternity chained to this ugly man The next day the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St Peter who doesn t miss a thing With him is another extremely ugly man He chains them together wsith the same admonishment as for the first woman The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man is very very careful where she steps She manages to go months without stepping on any duck but one day St Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on Very tall long eyelashes muscular St Peter chains them together without saying a word The happy woman says I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity? The guy says I don t know about you But I stepped on a Duck