Shayari Bazar

A gang of hoodlums began hanging out on the steps of the church and hassling worshipers as they came in and out Finally the situation got so bad that complaints reached Father Murphy who decided to go out and talk to the teenagers The priest s appearance was greeted by hoots and catcalls But he went up to the leader and said Boys I think there are better places for you to hang out than on God s doorstep The gang leader defiantly said F**k God Father Murphy winced You re risking God s wrath by breaking His holy laws and taking his name The gang leader said F**k God s laws You name one I break it I swear I f**k I steal I smoke I shoot people I ll tell you what I m gonna break every single f**king law the church has ever make The priest said Do you really mean that? The gang leader turned to his buddies and said Do I ever go back on a promise? Blood oath I m gonna break every church law Well the priest said I know of at least one sin you haven t committed Yeah? Tell me what it is and I ll do it Father Murphy replied There s a strict church law against suicide So go kill yourself