Shayari Bazar

Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven When they get there St Peter says We only have one rule here in heaven don t step on the ducks So they enter heaven and sure enough there are ducks all over the place It is almost impossible not to step on a duck and although they try their best to avoid them the first guy accidentally steps on one Along comes St Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw St Peter chains them together and says Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman The next day the second guy steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St Peter who doesn t miss a thing and with him is another extremely ugly woman He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first guy The third guy has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman is very VERY careful where he steps He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks but one day St Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on a very tall tan curvaceous sexy blonde St Peter chains them together without saying a word The guy remarks I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity? She says I don t know about you but I stepped on a duck