Shayari Bazar

I went to a mixed religion seminar The Christian Priest came laid his hands on my hand and said By the will of Jesus Christ you will walk today I smiled and told him I was not paralysed The Rabbi came laid his hands on my hand and said By the will of God Almighty you will walk today I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me The Mullah came took my hands and said Insha Allah you will walk today I snapped at him There s nothing wrong with me The Buddhist Monk came held my hands and said By the will of The Great Buddha you will walk today I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me After the sermons I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen