Shayari Bazar

A man died and went up to heaven where he was greeted by St Peter And who are you? asked St Peter My name is Steven Richards And what did you do for a living? asked St Peter I was unemployed Unemployed hmmm? mused St Peter And have you ever done anything good in your life? As a matter of fact I have I was walking along the street once and I saw a group of bikers who were threatening to beat up a defenceless girl So I rushed to her rescue pulled the ringleader off his hair kicked him hard where it hurts and told him and his gang to clear off That s highly commendable said St Peter flicking through the man s file but I can t see any report of this incident When did it happen? About five minutes ago