Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms Dewey said Forgive me Father for I have sinned I stole this turkey to feed my family Would you take it and settle my guilt? Certainly not said the Priest As penance you must return it to the one from whom you stole it I tried Dewey sobbed but he refused Oh Father what should I do? If what you say is true then it is all right for you to keep it for your family Thanking the Priest Dewey hurried off When confession was over the Priest returned to his residence When he walked into the kitchen he found that someone had stolen his turkey

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