Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one-day when they happen to walk by a Catholic church They see a big sign posted that says Convert to Catholicism and get 50 One of the Jewish men stops walking and stares at the sign His friend turns to him and says Murray what s going on? Abe replies Murray I m thinking of doing it Abe says What are you crazy? Murray thinks for a minute and says Abe I m going to do it With that Murray strides purposefully into the church and comes out twenty minutes later with his head bowed So asks Abe did you get your fifty dollars? Murray looks up at him and says Is that all you people think of?

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