Shayari Bazar

4 men - a Marathi Bengali Gujrati and our Santa were being interviewed for a top job With nothing to choose between them the President told them over dinner that the decisive test would be carried out the following morning with each candidate being asked the same question and the best answer would get them the job The next morning first up was the Marathi Here`s your question said the President What`s the fastest thing in the world? Without hesitation he replied A thought because it takes no time at all Very good answer said the President Next up was the Gujrati What`s the fastest thing in the world? asked the president A blink replied the Texan almost instantaneously cos you don`t think about a blink It`s a reflex Good answer replied the president Next was the Bengali What`s the fastest thing in the world? asked the president The Bengali thought for a moment Electricity because you can flip a switch and 20 miles away a light will go on immediately That`s a great answer replied the president Finally it was our Santa`s turn What`s the fastest thing in the world? asked the president Scratching his head Santa replied: Diarrhoea because last night after dinner I was lying on my bed when I got these awful stomach pains and before I could think blink or turn on the light