Cop: How did you kill 50 people in a car crash? Santa: I suddenly lost control Cop: Then what happened? Santa: I saw 2 people on the right a wedding party on the left You tell me which should I have hit? Cop: The 2 people on the right would have certainly caused less damage Santa: Exactly what I thought I hit the 1st one but then the other one person ran into the wedding so I went after him

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