Santa and his wife lives in a small house in Chandigarh One day Santa`s wife Jeeto asks Santa to fix a cupboard door since one of the hinges was broken His reply was Do I look like a carpenter? I`m a Photographer not a carpenter Get a carpenter to fix the door A few days later Jeeto asks him to fix a dripping tap Again Santa replies Do I look like a plumber? I`m a photographer not a plumber Get a plumber to fix the tap A week later Santa notices that both the tap and the door have been fixed so he asks Jeeto who fixed it She replied I met a handyman in town and he offered to fix the door and the tap if I either bake him a cake or have sex with him Santa asked So what kind of cake did you bake? Jeeto replied Do I look like a baker?

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