Shayari Bazar

Santa had just gotten a new car and was out for a drive when he accidentally cut off a truck driver Truck driver motioned for Santa to pull over When Santa did he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to Santa Stand in that circle and DON T MOVE He then went to Santa s car and cut up his leather seats When he turned around Santa had a slight grin on her face so he said Oh you think that s funny? Watch this He gets a bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car When he turns and looks at Santa he has a smile on his face He is getting really mad He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires Now Santa s laughing The truck driver is really starting to lose it He goes back to his truck and gets a can of petrol pours it on her car and sets it on fired He turns around and Santa is laughing so hard he is about to fall down What s so funny? the truck driver asked the blonde Santa replied Every time you weren t looking I stepped outside the circle