Shayari Bazar

Santa and Banta are sitting in a bar getting pretty loaded Suddenly Banta throws up all over himself Aw man my wife is going to kill me when she sees this he says Santa replies Don`t worry about it That happened to me before Here`s what you do Put a 100 rupee note in your pants pocket When you get home tell your wife that some drunk threw up on you and he gave you Rs 100 to pay for the cleaning OK? All right I`ll try it So Banta goes home and his wife immediately starts bitching about his suit Now look what you`ve done to yourself No no Banta slurs back Some drunk guy puked on me but he gave me this 100 rupee note to get my suit cleaned With that he reaches into his pocket and throws the money on the table Mrs Banta looks at it and says I thought that you said he only gave you one 100 rupee note How come there are two here? Banta slurs back He shit in my pants too