Shayari Bazar

Santa walks into a bar in Ludhiana and asks for three beers The bartender puts them up and then watches Santa go through a peculiar ritual Happy Birthday happy birthday happy birthday Each time he says the word he drinks the beer Then he pays and walks out One year later he enters the same bar again and orders the same thing The bartender watches him go through the same ritual Curious he asks Santa why Well Santa says I have a friend in Canada and a friend in Sydney We have our birthdays on the same day We can`t be together so we have agreed that on this day we will each go into our local pub and have a round of drinks for each other We have been doing this for 20 years since we were 18 The next year Santa comes in and asks the bartender for two beers The bartender a bit taken aback places two beers in front of Santa and watches him say happy birthday happy birthday The bartender asks So which one died? No one But you only ordered two drinks Yeah well I`ve given up drinking