Shayari Bazar

After days in the wilderness Santa and Banta stumble into a bar in the wild north in J K and ask for two beers Unfortunately they`ve got no money and the barman won`t give them credit Just then a Kashmiri walks in with a terrorist`s head under his arm The barman shakes his hand and says I f**king hate terrorosts Last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground raped my wife and killed my children If any man brings me the head of a terrorist I will give him Rs 10 000 Santa and Banta look at each other and then go off to find a terrorist Later that day they see one and Banta throws a stone which hits the terrorist on the head The terrorist falls off his bike but lands 100ft down a ravine Santa and Banta dash down into the ravine where Santa starts sawing the terrorist`s head off Suddenly Banta says `Santa look at this ` Santa says Not now I`m busy Banta says No look at this Santa says Shut up I`m busy Banta grabs hold of him and Santa looks up and sees hundreds of terrorists standing at the top of the ravine `Wow ` says Santa `We`re going to be millionaires