Shayari Bazar

Banta walks into an insurance office and asks for a job We don`t need any one they replied You can`t afford not to hire me I can sell anyone anytime any thing We have two prospects that no one has been able to sell If you can sell just one you have a job He was gone for about two hours and returned and handed them two checks one for a 80 000 policy and another for a 50 000 policy How in the world did you do that they asked I told you I`m the world`s best salesman I can sell anyone anywhere anytime Did you get a urine sample? they asked Banta What`s that? Banta asked Well if you sell a policy over 40 000 the company requires a urine sample Take these two bottles and go back and get urine samples Banta was gone for about eight hours and then he walks in with two five gallon buckets one in each hand He sets the buckets down and reaches in his shirt pocket and produces two bottles of urine and sets them on the desk and says Here`s Mr Brown`s and this one is Mr Smith`s That`s good they said but what`s in those two buckets? Well I passed by the school house and they were having a state teachers convention and I sold them a group policy