An Irishman an Italian and Banta are in a bar They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place Then the Irishman says Aye this is a nice bar but where I come from back in Dublin there`s a better one At MacDougal`s you buy a drink you buy another drink and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink The others agree that sounds like a nice place Then the Italian says Yeah that`s a nice bar but where I come from there`s a better one Over in Brooklyn there`s this place Vinny`s At Vinny`s you buy a drink Vinny buys you a drink You buy another drink Vinny buys you another drink Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar Then Banta guy says You think that`s great? Where I come from there`s this place Ludhiana At Ludhiana they buy you your first drink they buy you your second drink they buy you your third drink and then they take you in the back and get you laid Wow said the other two That`s fantastic Did that actually happen to you? No he replied but it happened to my wife

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