Shayari Bazar

Santa: You ve got to fix my computer I urgently need to print a document but the computer won t boot properly Tech Support: What does it say? Santa: Something about an error and non-system disk Tech Support: Look at your machine Is there a floppy inside? Santa: No but there s a sticker saying there s an Intel inside How do I get that one out? Tech Support: It s actually fairly easy if you had the IQ upgraded lately Have you had that done? Santa: No I don t think so I m always one of the last to get the new stuff Tech Support: OK then go tell your manager that I said you qualify for an IQ upgrade