Santa and Banta are discussing the possibility of love I thought I was in love three times Santa says Thought ? Banta asks What do you mean? Three years ago I cared very deeply for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me Santa says Wasn t that love? Banta asks No that was obsession Santa explains Then two years ago I cared very deeply for an attractive woman who didn t understand me Wasn t that love? asks Banta No that was lust Santa replies And just last year I met a woman while I was on a cruise She was gorgeous intelligent a great conversationalist and had a super sense of humor Everywhere I followed her on that ship I would get a very strange sensation in the pit of my stomach Well wasn t that love asks Banta No That was motion sickness Santa replies

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