Shayari Bazar

Santa and Banta decided to start a business They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer They waited and waited but nobody turned up The story was the same the next day A week passed but nobody turned up WHY ? - B`cos there was a sign at the entrance Visitors not allowed After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage They waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their garage They waited for one day 2 days a week but no car came to their garage WHY ? - B`cos their garage was on the first floo