Santa and Banta while in New York trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party The conversation turned to Mozart Absolutely brilliant magnificent a genius Banta wanting to join in the conversation remarked casually Ah Mozart You are so right I love him Only this morning I saw him getting on the No 5 bus going to Long Island There was a sudden hush and everyone looked at him Santa was mortified He pulled him away and whispered We are leaving right now As they drove home he kept muttering to himself Finally Banta turned to him You are angry about something Oh really? You noticed? he sneered I have never been so embarrassed in my life You saw Mozart take the No 5 bus to Long Island? You idiot No 5 bus does not go out to Long Island

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