Shayari Bazar

Santa leaves a bar gets into his car and drives away A mile down the road he`s stopped by a police officer The officer walked up to the driver`s side window holding a Breathalyzer and said Good evening sir We`re testing for drunk driving Would you please blow into this machine? Santa replied I`m sorry I can`t do that I have asthma If I blow in that machine I will get out of air In that case I`m going to have to ask you to come back to the station for a blood test Santa said I can`t do that I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death The officer said `Then you`ll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line Can`t do that either said Santa The officer was getting irritated And why not? Because I`m dead drunk