Shayari Bazar

A man wakes up one morning and found a gorilla on his roof So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough there s an advert for Gorilla Catchers He calls the number and the gorilla cathcer Santa says he will be over in 30 minutes Santa arrives within 30 minutes and gets out of his van He s got a LADDER a BASEBALL BAT a SHOTGUN and a HUGE DOG What are you going to do the house owner asks? Santa said I m going to put this LADDER up against the roof and then I m going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this BASEBALL BAT When the gorilla falls off the DOG is trained to grab the gorilla s testicles and squeeze The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van He hands the shotgun to the house owner What s the shotgun for? asks the house owner Santa replies If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof SHOOT THE DOG