Shayari Bazar

Santa is called for an interview in some firm He lands there on time He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer Officer looks at Santa Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions Following is the transcript: Officer: Mr Santa after seeing your qualifications credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions If you can answer those then you are selected First we will start with some opposites Santa: Yes Sir Officer started asking questions O: Above Santa: Below O: Front Santa: Back O: Left Santa: Right O: Male Santa: Female O: Ugly (means Next in Punjabi) Santa: Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi) O: Ugly U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it) Santa: Pichhly P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our Santa also spells it) O: U G L Y (Officer shouts) Santa: P I C H H L Y Our Santa also shouts) Officer is now angry O: Get out Santa: Come in O: Quiet please Santa: Talk please O: You are rejected Santa: I am selected and This is how Santa got his jo