Shayari Bazar

Santa wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company s New Year s Party Santa is not normally a drinker but the drinks didn t taste like alcohol at all He didn t even remember how he got home from the party As bad as he was feeling he wondered if he did something wrong Santa had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of Disprins next to a glass of water on the side table And next to them a red rose Santa sits up and sees his clothing in front of him all clean and pressed He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order spotlessly clean So is the rest of the house He takes the Disprins cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: Sweetheart breakfast is on the table I left early to get the shopping to make you your favourite dinner tonight I love you darling Love Preeto He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough there is breakfast steaming hot tea and the newspaper His son is also at the table eating Santa asks Pappu what happened last night? Well you came home after 3 AM drunk and out of your mind You fell over the coffee table and broke it and then you puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door Confused he asked So why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? Pappu replies Oh THAT Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off you screamed Leave me alone I m married Leave me alone I m married