Shayari Bazar

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day only to be confronted by Banta carrying a vacuum cleaner Good morning said Banta If I could take a couple of minutes of your time I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high powered vacuum cleaners Go away said the old lady I haven t got any money And she proceeded to close the door Quick as a flash Banta wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open Don t be too hasty he said Not until you have at least seen my demonstration And with that he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet Madam I will personally eat the remainder Well she said I hope you ve got a damned good appetite because the electricity was cut off this morning