Shayari Bazar

Santa goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken The cocky young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says: OK old fellow time to retire The old rooster says: You can`t handle all these chickens look what it did to me The young rooster replies: Now don`t give me a hassle about this old man It`s time for the old to step aside and the young take over so take a hike The old rooster says: Aw c`mon just let me have those two old hens over there in the corner I won`t bother you The young rooster snarls: Scram Beat it You`re washed up I`m taking over The old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster: I`ll tell you what young fellow I`ll have a race around the farm house with you Whoever wins the race gets full domain over the chicken coop The young rooster smiles: You know I`m going to beat you old man So just to be fair I`m even going to give you a head start The two roosters line up in back of the farm house; a hen clucks Go and the old rooster takes off running About 5 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him They round the front of the farm house and the young rooster is inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast Santa sitting on the porch hearing the commotion looks up and sees what`s going on Quickly he grabs his shotgun and BOOM The young rooster is blown to smithereens Santa sadly shakes his head in disgust: Damn That makes the third gay rooster I bought this week