Each Friday night after work Santa would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs But all of his neighbours were strict Catholics and since it was Lent they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest The Priest came to visit Santa and suggested that he become a Catholic After several classes and much study Santa attended Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him he said “You were born a Sikh and raised a Sikh but now you are a Catholic Santa’s neighbors were greatly relieved until Friday night arrived The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighbourhood The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and as he rushed into Santa s backyard clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him he stopped and watched in amazement There stood Santa holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: Oye you waz born a chicken and you waz born a lamb you waz raised a chicken and you waz raised a lamb but now yara you are a potato and tomato

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